Once again..

So, hi there.
I wont, but i must. so pardon the absence, life has been rather.. busy.

Firstly, i threatened to cut my hair in a very britney-esque moment, was fantastic, and second of all, i met the biggest ass-hole alive, and be-friended him.
Now, i feel like i am stuck. BUT, what the fuck ever. a little white lie can fix allot.
or can it?

The art work i have to do, is like being slowly raped by all your least favorite fruits. its horrible. disgusting.. and time consuming.
remember, you hate more than one fruit, so the rape will be like.. gang bang stuff?

I made a funny, which was not well received, at all.
"i bed the Kennedy's dont enjoy "assassins creed" as much i as do"
some people have no sense of humor.
i shall admit, its really not that funny. or it is, the fact that i dont have a fucking idea what assassins creed is like, AT ALL.
lol.


Oh wait, i tried to "lan" it was fucking horrid.. i lasted for about 15 minutes or os, then i dove into the wine like a dried up orca into the ocean. it was fantastic after that.. i enjoyed stuff. and such..
I lost weight. funny right?
ja..
anyway, have you ever had that feeling, that after you have done something, say.. creative or such.. and you sit/lean/waltz/jog whatever back.. and think.. wow.. this is epic. masterpiece.. guess what.. IF YOU HAVE THE FEELING. your work probably sucks balls. badly. so its lame. and stuff.
enough about that. i saw a tv show, this woman had her like.. veins replaced by cow veins cause she was gonna die. and PETA sucks. and stuff. apparently.

But, i still fucking love them. the crazy protest, fake blood and fur rolling around in public? saying dumb shit? oh god, its fantastic. And then the emaciated vegetarians. its fucking awesome. and jesus. - from a show.



Hi, i am Bjorn. Vegetarian and all-round fatty.
I say, eat meat. enjoy it. just dont bash the fucking chicken against the wall,
and phone me for some strike fun, id really like to dance with a group of angry blod thirsty idiots.

Oh wait, have you ever realized, that you never EVER feel as much a hypocrite as the moment you call someone else a hypocrite?
Like when someone calls me a hypocrite im like.. yeah well.. fuck you. your moms lame. when i call someone i hypocrite, i feel SO FUCKING bad.. cause you know.. your a hypocrite for saying that shit.


Well, i have to go paint.
do tea.
have random sex - kidding.
but that could be funny, especially if my mother or someone comes across this blog?
get it.

anyway,
keep on appreciating people.
be inappropriate as MUCH and OFTEN as possible.
laugh at the wrong shit.
joke about sensitive issues.
laugh more than is really necessary. always.

love fookers.


ps.
the assassin in the picture is kinda sexy.
that is all.