Almost ready to leave.

CORRECTION : The doctors it seems, are not striking.. but other health sector workers are.. so pardon the confusion. [i believe i mentioned the un-educatedness of our country? it seems i am a victim as well.]


Okay,
so id hardly ever write twice so close together, but i have something to say.
and hopefully it gets me deported.
But, dear south africa.. we are fucked. and its our own, selfish, greedy, un-educated fault.

Youd think that a country whos dumb as shit. would spend ALL its money on education rather than fucking 10 wives and more children than one can name.. Lets get real, 90% south africans can be replaced by some sort of domesticated pet, or a heavy fruit, and the job they are currently doing might actually be done. Cause they are not educated. But, thankfully, our lovely president and that nice fellow Julius.. are driving nice cars and living in nice houses, we need to worry! Oh no! People totally feel fuller, and better educated cause of Julius and his 'middle-class' life-style.

God know, that if i could have his "middle-class" life-style for saying stupid shit on television, making an ass out of my country and my people, id do it!


Back to the strike thats happening now,
i get it.. teachers and doctors etc need more money, Government payed ones that is. My doctor drives a very expensive Merc and lives in Waterkloof.
Government employed doctors and teachers arent getting what they deserve, but the way they are "striking" is in my opinion fucking stupid.
Id rather try and have an intellectually stimulating conversation with our youth leader.. than do the shit they are doing.

I mean, really, babies have DIED.. because they could not be fed, because the strikers refused to feed or have the babies be fed until they get what they want?
A FUCKING BABY?
You fucking dumb bastard.. you are a doctor or a nurse or whatever the fuck, and you ALLOW a baby to die, so that you can maybe own a better house, breed and have more dumb shit children or just so that you can go on holiday.. you killed or allowed for a child to be killed.
but thats fine.. and done.
one last time..
BABIES FUCKING DIE CAUSE OF YOUR IDIOCY!

^^ thats a link darlings.

Now, the teachers that strike.
its a known fact, i have an immense appreciation for educators, as well as wine and good food.
But most people that know me, know that i appreciate teachers and what they do. Be they government payed or privately payed employes, should never be an issue in class. ever.
So the teachers on strike, i get it.. you want more money.. for food and breeding purposes.
But, attacking students? really?
You are gonna attack a student for coming to school, because he/she wants to be educated?
You are gonna throw the students with rocks and shit, and then in a few weeks time when you get YOUR fucking way.. you are gonna stand in-front of your class, your extra R200 neatly nestled into your faux leather wallet.. and you try and educated them and oh God-knows.. teach them.. MANNERS.. you expect them to listen to you? KNOWING that you acted like a complete idiot.. a monkey..
you threw them with cans and stones and such, and now you expected them to be mannered.
good luck.

Oh i have to add this,
the labour strike or the civil servants strike, i could call it that.
but i dont sit in conversation discussing the civil servant strike..
Neither to i talk about government employed educators or medical staff.
teachers and doctors.

I love this place.
south africa that is.
we have pretty animals and shit.

But our people are dumb as ducks, our pretty animals are being killed by Aliens..
and, our strikes went from fun and amusing, to seriously fucking stupid.

so dear south africa,
its people
and its wonderful weather

i am out.
leaving the moment the opportunity arises..
because God knows, i will not sit here and waste my life.
it would be like in the country of the blind, the one eyed man rules.
But, he rules a VERY lonely existence.

everyone who cares is leaving.. and thats sad.
but why stay here and waste your life, when there are millions of people here, doing that already?

Lastly,
i leave with this.
love and peace fookers.

and a question..
you want me to answer that?

Once again..

So, hi there.
I wont, but i must. so pardon the absence, life has been rather.. busy.

Firstly, i threatened to cut my hair in a very britney-esque moment, was fantastic, and second of all, i met the biggest ass-hole alive, and be-friended him.
Now, i feel like i am stuck. BUT, what the fuck ever. a little white lie can fix allot.
or can it?

The art work i have to do, is like being slowly raped by all your least favorite fruits. its horrible. disgusting.. and time consuming.
remember, you hate more than one fruit, so the rape will be like.. gang bang stuff?

I made a funny, which was not well received, at all.
"i bed the Kennedy's dont enjoy "assassins creed" as much i as do"
some people have no sense of humor.
i shall admit, its really not that funny. or it is, the fact that i dont have a fucking idea what assassins creed is like, AT ALL.
lol.


Oh wait, i tried to "lan" it was fucking horrid.. i lasted for about 15 minutes or os, then i dove into the wine like a dried up orca into the ocean. it was fantastic after that.. i enjoyed stuff. and such..
I lost weight. funny right?
ja..
anyway, have you ever had that feeling, that after you have done something, say.. creative or such.. and you sit/lean/waltz/jog whatever back.. and think.. wow.. this is epic. masterpiece.. guess what.. IF YOU HAVE THE FEELING. your work probably sucks balls. badly. so its lame. and stuff.
enough about that. i saw a tv show, this woman had her like.. veins replaced by cow veins cause she was gonna die. and PETA sucks. and stuff. apparently.

But, i still fucking love them. the crazy protest, fake blood and fur rolling around in public? saying dumb shit? oh god, its fantastic. And then the emaciated vegetarians. its fucking awesome. and jesus. - from a show.



Hi, i am Bjorn. Vegetarian and all-round fatty.
I say, eat meat. enjoy it. just dont bash the fucking chicken against the wall,
and phone me for some strike fun, id really like to dance with a group of angry blod thirsty idiots.

Oh wait, have you ever realized, that you never EVER feel as much a hypocrite as the moment you call someone else a hypocrite?
Like when someone calls me a hypocrite im like.. yeah well.. fuck you. your moms lame. when i call someone i hypocrite, i feel SO FUCKING bad.. cause you know.. your a hypocrite for saying that shit.


Well, i have to go paint.
do tea.
have random sex - kidding.
but that could be funny, especially if my mother or someone comes across this blog?
get it.

anyway,
keep on appreciating people.
be inappropriate as MUCH and OFTEN as possible.
laugh at the wrong shit.
joke about sensitive issues.
laugh more than is really necessary. always.

love fookers.


ps.
the assassin in the picture is kinda sexy.
that is all.