And the show begins!

So,

How are you all?
I am very well on this #sarcasticsunday - honestly.

Anyway,
I need some help, and this will be fun for all. I hope.
I want to create a story for 2 living statues.
And by a story i mean names and histories and and and... everything one needs to be, well, a thing?

I want anyone and everyone to help me create this story, tis more fun this way, no?
Yes.

Anway, you can help in ANYWAY you want and can.
you can even tweet me small bits of info, and i will put it all together and they shall be born.
btw, its a boy and a girl statue. But this is something we can move around.

Now, help help help :D
Tell your friends and whomever you wish.

Its adventure time,
smile fookers.

ps. yoko ono loves us.

FLAG BTW..

So,

#bornthiswayfriday is trending,
which is amazing.
I cant wait for the level of epicness that will be achieved this friday,
while BORN THIS WAY will be played on repeat.
As it should be.
obviously.

But not only is BTW coming this year,
Emilie Autumn is also promising us a new album,
Fight Like A Girl, its promised to be darker and more metal than Opheliac.
Hard core shit.. AHhhhh, im as excited as a whore on a carrot truck!

Although i dont have much to say today,
well, no more than i usually do,
i have written an article, and im hoping that it will get me a spot on the "perdeby" team.
If not,
i will post it here and you can all tell me how amazing it is.
If not, well, suck me.

Ive also recently discovered Tumbler.. follow me?

Otherwise, follow Emilie Autumn on Twitter,
Follow Lady Gaga On Twitter,
and for fuck sakes, follow me on twitter?

Now, smile fookers.
love and such.