A curious case of neck-pain.

Ahoy.

How are you all doing? Great.

So, I have been to many a random place below, on-top and behind many a strange stage..
But last night was an experience so odd to me, I feel it deserves a little blog.

I was at some sort of Metal show thing.
Yes, a metal show thing.
Now, anyone who knows me, knows that I'm about as metal as a couch or a potato, but for friends you will do anything. And honestly, it was rather fantastic.

HOWEVER, I feel the need to inform you all that I was probably on some far-off planet, because not only did I witness the most majestic of all creatures, the Unicorn.. I also seem to have stumbled into the cave of a Metal-Imp.
Yes, a METAL IMP.

As the crowd of people whipped and banged their necks to the beat of drums and guitars screeching away into the dark smoke fueled room their hair spinning and spinning heads bobbing up and down like some drunk halloween night game.. He took the stage as his own.
He was built like an Imp with hair standing at odd ends, his head spinning with the crowd as he finger-fucked his guitar into nothingness, then he looks up and the most thundering growl escapes the little belly of the metal imp, paralyzing the crowd. Targeting my friend.

It was an experience. It was a trip into the cave and dwelling of some of the worlds most open minded and terrifyingly accepting people. A community of people thriving of the low resonating growls of a bearded man.

From the metal cults[you read bands] of tomorrow, to the ones that have been around since before metal was allowed on CD.

Though I have not been converted into a fan or follower of metal.
I have a new found respect for them.

love and such fookers.

Here Goes Nothing, lovers. ANC.

"Johannesburg - Western Cape acting premier Patricia de Lille was booed and shown "hand signals" while making a Human Rights Day speech at Athlone Stadium in Cape Town on Monday morning." - news 24

So,
how are you all?

Anyway, ill try and keep this short and sweet.
Im rather annoyed and fucking pissed atm.
The whole Human Rights day thing is a bloody good waste of time.

Half of our retarded nation cant even spell HooOoman-rittes.

So, the booing of Patricia de Lille today was rather unacceptable.
and you want to know what the best part was, you could see they ANC flags waving humorously free.
Great idiot, you can wave a flag, now shut the fuck up and pretend to be able to listen, hows that?
Also, waving your flag wont prove anything to anyone. Other than the fact that you are oblivious in many a sense.

"The commission views this as a disturbing act of intolerance which contradicts the constitutional provisions that guarantee freedom of speech and human dignity."

My favorite part, the peeps couldnt get the rowdy crowd do keep their illiterate mouths shut.. proving the usefulness and level of control our leaders actually have over their people.
FUCK ALL :3

this makes me giddy.
i feel impish.
i want to leave.

I am embarrassed by this.. horribly.
I cant believe this is the fucking image the world gets to see?
For real people, we are supposed to be a world standard country, but we cant even keep our fucking mouths shut and sit the hell down at a speech regarding your HUMAN RIGHTS? Ugh, CUNTry is what we are..

Anyway,
im changing my dreams at this time.
So expect to be annoyed.

Check down for the statue post, id like some more input bitches.

Smile fookers,
life is short.

More here : De Lille Booed - YOUR ANC FLAG SUCKS BALLS.

Register Ho's. If he can do it, you can.

So,
i usually do not pay ANY attention to politics.
I like the posters as they are usually amusing.
But other than that, voting etc has never really been a concern for me.
This might also be because I've never been old enough to.
you know. vote. and shit.

Well, this year i can vote in the Municipal elections whatever the fuck that means.
When my friend Thorne told me about this,
i thought, meh, whatever.
But then he spoke to me and i decided to think for once.
And, being of legal age, and having the opportunity to vote is a privilege?

I mean, we are constantly bitching and moaning about how fucked up our politics are and what not, without most of us even having a fucking clue what they are about [guilty]
We constantly bitch and moan about wanting change etc, but we NEVER think we could actually you know, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT?
By registering to vote, and then actually voting, I have made a conscious decision to try and make a change. I want change, but i refuse to be a part of the movement towards it? Lazy fuck.

So go register, it takes a few minutes, do it!
And then actually vote, you wont be killing anyone, and you might actually be surprised by the outcome.
Or not, i dont know. I dont know shit about politics.
I just know its important.
[i sound retarded]

Anyway,
on to other things,
i believe im become morbidly obese as i crave KFC chips the WHOLE FUCKING TIME.
someone help me with this?
Its gross.
I could die.

Anyway,
i have to go watch Burlesque now, since im gay.

smile fookers.
love and other such frivolous things.

ps.
you can check out the DA's shit here :DA THINGS
Kinda confusing but probably useful.
And the ANC's here : ANC THINGS

pss.
i promise to never write about this kind of shit again.

psss.
I lie often about what i might not write about.

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